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The PENISS Prize

Hello Bielle

You bein' a lady and all, I hesitated about this (me bein' a gentleman and all), but then I thought, she's more than broadminded enough. So, here it is, you've more than deserved it:

Our motto: "It's only hard if you make it hard"

The PENISS Prize
On behalf of the People Encouraging Niceness (and/or Eschewing Nastiness) In Society Society, I hereby award you the PENISS Prize.

The prize is the highest (and sole) honour in the gift of the Society and is awarded irregularly, on merit. It entitles the awardee to the postnominal letters P.E.N.I.S.S. (in appropriate contexts, of course).

It confers automatic membership of the Society, and it thus bestows the power to award the prize to others*, and they to others, in perpetuity.

Remember, the more PENISSes in the world, the better for all of us. What a nice thought. Please continue your good work!

* To present this award to others, simply type {{subst:User:JackofOz/PENISS}} on their talk page, and then sign and date your post.

Also, you may be interested in this. Cheers. -- Jack of Oz [pleasantries] 23:36, 31 October 2014 (UTC)