Draft:Aaron William Roberts

Aaron William Robert’s was born March 5th, 2009. He attends Lakeshore high school and is on the football team. Since a wee lad Aaron (also known as Aarizz because of his immaculate rizz) has had a keen interest in Rubix cubing and peanut butter. However he took this interest too far when on a gloomy afternoon he decided to cover himself completely with peanut butter while a dog licks it off of him. While the physical copy of this video has never been recovered, screenshots have been taken. This video has become a local legend around the town of Mandeville, with only a select few having seen it. Those that saw it have described it as “the greatest video they have ever seen”. They have also described that after watching you feel a great urge to watch it again.